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Name: Munchi Teapot, Yo
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 10/4/1984
Gender: Female
Interests: quoting dreamcatcher, revolution, dinosaurs
Expertise: eating small children, wielding the crotchblade
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AIM:  AllNightSushiBar
Member Since:
5/26/2003
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| last night, i went out to dinner with amber, jaron, and roupen. there were several televisions at the restaurant, all playing the olympics. at the time, women's gymnastics was on.
jaron: could you imagine what the ancient greeks would say if they saw this shit?
amber: ...i'd imagine they'd be pretty upset.
me: they'd say, 'what the fuck is this?! where are the tigers?!'
jaron: exactly! i mean, they would wrestle lions, and we have olympic POWER WALKING and little girls prancing around on beams.
roupen: well i'm sure if they were little boys....
jaron: ....isn't it funny how the ancient greeks were so gay? | | |
| i've been finding the most random things on my old computer. the following is a chatlog i found, from when i used to play ragnarok online:
Chamosia : HONK HONK
Chamosia : MOVE IT LADY
Chamosia : HONK HONK
Khalu : HOOOOOOOOOONK.
Khalu : THAT'S RIGHT I WILL HONK BACK AT YOU
Chamosia : OMG WAT
Chamosia : STOP THAT
Khalu : NO
Chamosia : HONK HONK
Chamosia : HONK HONK
Khalu : HONK HONK HONNNNNNK
Chamosia : GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WOMAN
Chamosia : =o
Khalu : NO FUCK YOU MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH
Chamosia : waaaa... sand..wich?
Chamosia : what's that?
Chamosia : sounds foreign
Khalu : IN FACT YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH.
Chamosia : hold on while i call BOSNIA
Khalu : HOLD ON WHILE I CALL YOUR MOM.
Chamosia : ASK THEM IF THEYVE EVER HEARD OF THESE SANDWICHES
Chamosia : OMG NOT HER XO
Khalu : OMG YES HER.
Chamosia : NOOOO PLSSSSS
Khalu : I WILL CALL HER AND BE LIKE
Chamosia : i'll be your best friend~
Khalu : HEY I HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT
Chamosia : =o
Khalu : YOU KNOW. WHEN WE HAD SEX.
Chamosia : OH THATS WHAT YOU MEANT? I THOUGHT YOU MEAN YOU WENT CAMPING
Khalu : WELL I MEAN WE PLAYED SCRABBLE TOO
Chamosia : OH OKAY THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY THE BOARD WAS OUT
Khalu : ....STRIP SCRABBLE
Chamosia : AND WHY CLOTHES WERE STREWN ACROSS THE ROOM
Chamosia : MY MOM
Chamosia : IS LIKE 80, BY THE WAY
Khalu : AWESOME.
Chamosia : 80 POUNDS LOLOLOL M I RTE
Khalu : AWWWW W YEAH
Khalu : I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY TOOTHPICKS.
Khalu : >_>;; .....uh... made... of wood...? FUCK.
Chamosia : YEAH WELL
Lilith Pryde : all sharp and pointy baby
Chamosia : I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY FLOOR
Chamosia : AND I STAND ON THE FLOOR
Chamosia : AND JUMP UP AND DOWN
Chamosia : AND ROLL AROUND
Khalu : WOW YOU'RE LIKE KINKY.
Chamosia : ON A NORMAL BASIS
Chamosia : KINKY LIKE KINKO'S IF THATS WHAT YOU MEAN
Khalu : AS IN PULLING DOWN YOUR PANTS AND XEROXING YOUR ASS?
Khalu : BECAUSE THAT'S LIKE THE KINKIEST THING I CAN THINK OF DOING AT KINKO'S
Chamosia : YES EXCEPT FAXING, NOT COPYING
Khalu : OH MAN, YOU'RE WILD.
Khalu : FAXING, SHIIIIET.
Chamosia : THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Khalu : THAT'S LIKE HOT.
Chamosia : I KNOW RIGHT
Chamosia : HOT LIKE MY MO--oh hey look the light turned green
Chamosia : *drives away*
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| in the car once, adam and i were listening to cake's friend is a four letter word.
mccrea: to me, coming from you, friend is a four-letter word...
adam: you silly! friend is five letters!
::moment of silence while i wait for adam to signal that this was some kind of joke::
me: you idiot! friend is six letters!
adam: ....fuck! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME?! I USED TO BE SMART!
for the few remaining blocks of the drive, adam bemoaned his mistake. he parked his car and we got out. we crossed the parking structure and entered the mall. we walked through the store, and finally, while we were taking the escalator down, adam grew quiet. then, suddenly
adam: fuck! it really is six letters!
i'm thinking of reviving this.
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| Th3No0b: I'm going to be the next hitler
Th3No0b: I'm going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
RageAgainsttheAmish: why the clown?
Th3No0b: See? no one cares about the jews | | |
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